Except - according to the red-tops today (December 10) anyway - he wants to do it in reverse, and invite Gordon Brown round his gaff for Christmas dinner.
Kelly's haunting score actually holds up, but by the halfway point the story's glorious absurdities begin to wear off, which doesn't happen when you catch a few bizarre chapters at a time....
The New York Post has published an article claiming the singer-songwriter's withdrawal from 'Alice Underground' was responsible for Theresa Duncan and boyfriend Jeremy Blake decent into &q...
The celebrated hip-hop star has dim views on the current state of music, and isn't afraid to point the finger at Britney's breakdown as some kind of divine omen....
The singer, who already owns an apartment in the Upper West Side building wanted to buy a second apartment on the seventh floor but the board of directors blocked the purchase....
Having famously dated Good Charlotte musician Madden for 18 months – before they broke up in November 2006 – Duff is currently dating NHL player Mike Comrie....
The Beckhams and their three young sons moved to Los Angeles this summer when her soccer-superstar husband signed to play with the Los Angeles Galaxy....
Amy had been out on the razz in Soho, you see, and according the the red-tops, she found herself in a bit of a sticky situation when she returned to her Camden pad....